You can't special order awesome
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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