My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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