We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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