I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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