I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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