Little spoons don't ask big questions
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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