That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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