One girl and one boy is just not enough.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
