i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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