she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
only if we run a train.
done.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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