I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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