i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
So. Much. Porn.
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