DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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