plz talk dirty to me
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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