Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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