We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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