My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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