no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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