Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
two words: eviction party
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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