At least make sure they are 18
Why
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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