508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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