Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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