He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Randomize
