Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
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Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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