But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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