she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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