STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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