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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?

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  omg mom no

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  It's so blood brotha crip what be good

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.

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• (925): View more from California

  Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!

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