No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win