let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.