I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
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We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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