Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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