I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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