I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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