i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
only you would photoshop your dick
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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