You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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