Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
