I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
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just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
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At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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