I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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