ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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