Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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