I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Boobs speak an international language.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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