that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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