Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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