Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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