Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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