That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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