:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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