my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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