I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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