I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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