Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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