North Korea, Best Korea!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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