I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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