Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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