No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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